where would a two year old hide a passport..

This is the question:

If you were my 2-year-old, where would you hide your brother's brand new passport? Some of the answers include:

If he was my one year-old, it would be in the shoe rack
Through a very tiny and previously unnoted slot, eg. CD? DVD machine? Like posting it.
I once asked my niece- if you were mummy’s car keys, where would you be? She led me straight to under a pillow in her wardrobe. After 3 days of my brother and sister in law looking.
A bin, kitchen/bathroom probably most likely
The toaster?!!
down the back of radiators
Let it go a day. Then give the brother your passport like it is a big gift and don’t give one to the two year old. He will get jealous and pull the missing one out of hiding.
Floor vents. It took me nearly a year to discover where my kid’s toys were going.
Some ideas you’ve probably tried but just in case: inside toy trucks with openable cargo areas. Ride-able toys with under-seat storage. Toy fridge. Toy purse/backpack/anything approximating their own luggage if they know it’s travel related. In their fave kitchen cabinet.
Deep under the fridge or washing machine?
When that age, my kid liked to post stuff out the letter slot in the front door. We ended up fitting a dog cage to it. Not because of the dog, but because I was tired of finding my keys, cards, etc sat on the front door mat. Hope you manage to find it!
Number one thing is to look in all the places that your two-year-old frequents. Under bed? Behind loo? In toybox? Back of TV, etc? Dresser drawers? :)
Give him another and watch very closely where he puts it. In my experience, there is one good hiding place!
At the back of a drawer full of Lego. That's where my son hid our TV remote. We found it after we bought a new one
If I were 2 what would I trade for a passport is the real question? Show them what a passport is first, then say, “ if you get me this, you can have ______!!!!” Yeah!
Down the loo or in the washing basket?
Cereal box. Between the wrapper and the cardboard where you used to hunt for the free gift
Do you have a printer? Check the paper tray or any tiny slots along it. Our 2-year-old is obsessed with slipping paper clips and business cards etc inside our printer.
Shoes/Wellies
In a random cardboard box that the grownups think is clutter but is actually very precious
The oven of the play kitchen is where my child always put my shoes at that age
Play kitchen, under sofa or rug, in a little purse or kids doctor kit etc.
car seat
Inside a book
Under furniture
Sock/underwear drawer
Biscuit tin
Toy box
Toaster
My 2 year-old would hide it behind the headboard of a bed. That is where we found her big sister's phone weeks after it went missing. We found it when we caught her hiding other things there!
Give him something similar and see what he does with it
Do you have animals? Dogs? Cats? Maybe look around their bedding, play areas.
Couch cushion
Laundry
Fridge
Under matress
Printer/scanner
Ask him